| Sunday, December 17th, 2006 |
| 11:33 pm |
so last nihgt me and toad and mike and bones wer havnig some fuckin BREWS!!! fuck yea and we got fuckin hungry and thye saed i had to walk to fucken arbys and get some fuckin sanwhiches cuz toads truck teh tire fel off! i said FUCK YUO GUYS but they lockd em out of boneses huose FUKCERS!! so i walkd thru the drive thru adn got liek 6 rost beer I MEEN BEEF sanwiches exept i didnt have no mony. so wehn he gave me teh sanwhichs i just PUNCHED THE ASSHOLE IN THE FACE and ran the FU CK AWAY!!! he probly calld the fuckn cops or soem shit and i got hit by a car butt i stil got bakc and ate 1!! Current Mood:  horny |
| Tuesday, March 15th, 2005 |
| 9:37 pm |
so toad and bones wer all liek 'dued lets go boling! and shit so i said FUCK YEa and we did but we wnt to get some brewskeys and soem fags wer singing and i was liek WHAT TEH SHIT but toads like 'dued its karioek nigt so do soem shit and i was to drukn to see but he sined me up to sing soemgthin reall gay and i idnt no the words so i fucken mooned everon and tuked my dick betwen my legs HAHA peckers threw me out Current Music: odin |
| Tuesday, January 4th, 2005 |
| 5:19 pm |
FUCK DUDE
new years rocked!! the chicks got fucken wasted and i got gloria but ass nakked and fuckd her up the ass!! thats boneses little sister i allredy said that right?? then shawnee sucked my cawk and i didnt evn wipe it of fisrt!! that bitch fucken loved it. she had alot of shots so seh couldnt tast shit (HAHAHAHA). she said she was gona barf so seh didnt finnish. i was pissed but i gess it was ok. i hope bones dosnt kick my ass. toad keeps sayin this shit didnt relly happen and i was fuckin passed out al nihgt but TAHT MOTHERFUCKER IS JUST JELUSS!!! Current Mood: goodCurrent Music: fuckin MOTLEY CRUE |
| Friday, December 24th, 2004 |
| 11:31 pm |
vary turbo chritsmas
evrey chritsmas eve my family gets togehter and open soem present and shit. i hoeped that my cousen michele would show me her new boobs but no luck man haha joeking!! but realy she still didnt' this year they hid teh booze frorm rme and i got kinda pised so i left early and stopped by boneses for some fucken xmas brewes. chritsmas eve sucks dude. i wanted soem titties. think im gonna jack it an d hit the hay |
| Wednesday, August 11th, 2004 |
| 7:58 pm |
sheeet
life is pretty bitchen my thums heeled up real fast so i can type better AND Mike payed me back the 37 bucks he owed me for 7 years. tonight is wesdeay night poker night and were gonna try to get the chicks to play stirp poeker again!!# well they never did befor but maybe tonight or mud wreslin or soem shit |
| Saturday, July 31st, 2004 |
| 11:43 pm |
FUck dudes
so i finaly got bakc on my computer cause i coudnt us it on account of i BROEK MY THUMBS! fucken mike dued oh well so i just got home from a bitchen familiy barbeq and we roested a hole pig. fucken a. some litle shit pissed in the kids pool so i dumpet it on my cousens head HAHAHA then um some brewswith "The fam' oh and dudes i finelly scored with shawnee. we went to teh montans and she kept beging for it so i rammed her in the buthole KIKASS! this ones for all you dumbys that dont beleve that eDDIE TEURBO IS KEEPIN THE SPIRIT ALIVE fuckers Current Music: shawnee beging for it |
| Monday, March 1st, 2004 |
| 1:54 am |
these guys fucken RAWK!!!!!1111
CHECK OUT THEDARKNESSROCK.COM!!!!!111 toad sez their a little gay but i say hes a fucken ashole. i aws at work the other day and this guy jeff fell off the roof of the building were worken on and got a peece of fucken rebar thru his goddam thigh NO SHIT!!! the paremedics had to like use theese huge boltcutter things to snip off the top and then lift him up and he screemed like a bitch hahaha!!! fucker got blood all over the drywall id just done so i had to it over. wut an ASSHOLE RIGHT?!?!?! |
| Wednesday, January 14th, 2004 |
| 7:07 pm |
dude shawnee let toad fingaerbang her in his fuckign truck! toad told me. she was waisted on shrooms or som shit. fuck Current Mood:  jealous |
| Friday, December 12th, 2003 |
| 10:52 pm |
shit dudes
ive gotta get a place to uplod some photos so that everon can see my picures! and so i can do soem shits in teh COMUNITYS! besids just liek lookin and shit cani have eddieturbo.com? HOW DO I DO TAHT?!?!?!?!??!? then you coud see picures of mikes neckLOL |
| Sunday, November 2nd, 2003 |
| 1:27 am |
i coudnt get teh chicks to mudrestle because mike tryed to tatoo his own neck and hit a vain or some shit. then he went to the hosiptal and toad said we shoud go to. FAG! i was gonna be draclua for haloween but bones said dracula dosent have a mustach so id look gay with a caep. imstead i just took my panst off HAHA LOL TRICK OR TREAT!!! mmike is bakc at home now so i bet i update more. sorry to my lj friends but EDDIE FUCKEN TUBRO IS BASCK DUDES! kicjkass! Current Mood: thirstyCurrent Music: soem shit on the radio |
| Tuesday, October 21st, 2003 |
| 10:06 pm |
me and toad foud a farmer dude whod give us a bunch of top soil that he dont need any more so were gonna go get it tomorow if mike let's us borow his truck (PLEASE DUDE COMEON AND THINK OF THE GIRLS) and than were gonna fill boneses kids pool up and the girls will come and wresle nakked. fuck yea life is good Current Mood:  okayCurrent Music: skid row |
| Thursday, October 16th, 2003 |
| 3:08 pm |
last night me and gene and crazy curtis and bones and clayton and toad and mike and taz all went to see the fucken mudwresling cause sometiems the chicks threw off there shirts and wresle nakked. and they got budwieser specail for 1$. so we saw some toples chicks all covered in mud and desided that were going to start are own mudwresling for chicks in boneses back yard. clayton gots a swimuign pool and were gonna fill it with topsoil and get shawnee and diane and that fucken bicth tammy to wresle and makybe some other chicks to. FUCKEN YEAH!H!!! Current Mood:  crazy |
| Tuesday, October 14th, 2003 |
| 11:28 pm |
Parly voo FUCK YOU!!!
Fucken genes new bitch tammy thinkshe is soem sorta sceintist becase she rents all a these shitty art films and, make us all wacth them. she sitten there with her fucken glasses an fingrnalis an big hair and shit. tonight she made us all sit though this fucken "run run lolla" shit movie or whatver , that we had to sit and fucken READ!!! the asshoel peple in the movie are speakin fucken FRENCH an shit an the fucken thing kept starten over an over an that shit make no fucken SENCE!! get this LOL!!! aboit halfway though, i say to gene man if i wanna feel fucken HIGH and confuse liek this, i fucken Smoke a DOOBE!! LOLL!! an then i went to get a brewski and play with there rotie Balzabub!!!! an thats how i put that stuped BITH in her place!! SHE WAS NOT HAPPY@!! LOL! well thats what she get for tryna turn gene inta her fucken PUSSY BITCH french movie watchen PUSSY! Current Mood: impressedCurrent Music: were the champons - queen !! |
| Monday, October 13th, 2003 |
| 6:37 pm |
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| Sunday, October 12th, 2003 |
| 11:38 pm |
dude. so i was getten baked with bones and toad and gary and mike (HEY MIKE!*!!) and taz. cause taz is our black freind. with a tattoo on taz's neck that sayes "dat nigga taz". i dont know really if taz is a dude or not. like taz looks kind of like a dude but with a chick voice and titties. but whatever cause taz brings the weed. then i walked to the gas staton to get some brewskis and these dudes pull up and are like 'dude want some coke' and im like 'yeah dude' so they get out and i think im maken friends and they pulled my pants down and pushed my nakked ass in the sticker bushes. fuckenm lame dude. Current Mood: my ass hutrsCurrent Music: vanhalen ice cream man |
| 9:02 pm |
okay bros ive got 2 importent anouncements 1 is that my friend mike joined lj!!! hes toads older brother and always plays jokes. fucken christ dude. his name is mikelikestofuck so add him as your friend okay?!? #2 is that i found friendster so if you are on that you shoud add me ok? just look uop my name EDDIE TURBO or my emale is eddiegofast@yahoo.com and make me your friend cause i dont know anyone on there ! 3 is that i also joined myspace.com and i think its the same as frendster only for asian people? i dont know. but theres some hot chicks maybe so im on there! so make me a freind or something! OK OFF TO WATCH SOME T.V WIT HMY BUDS Current Mood: goodCurrent Music: the nuge - wango tango |
| 3:26 am |
im over at toads place on his laptop! were havin a rocken time playen cadrs and drinkin beers. shawnee is wering this tite shirt and no bra and i can totaly fucken see her nips!! shes fucken WASTED cuz she let me tuoch her boob in teh garage IT WAS AWESOME. i almost playd a game of hide the salamy wiht her but then wayne came in so i coudnt. THAT FUCKEN SUCKED DICK DUDE. no joke. PEOPLE SHOLD RIGHT MORE SHIT IN HERE!! i got lots of freinds but they dont wriet shit. GOTTA GO IMA TRY TO SCORE WITH SHANWEE AGAIN!!! Current Mood: hornyCurrent Music: me and toad are rockin out to some KISS! |
| Saturday, October 11th, 2003 |
| 10:24 pm |
piece of you're ACTION!!!
i went to the store cause i ran outta smokes (marb reds 2 packs a day!/ and this fucken dude pulls up lookin kinda weird. he asked if i wantd a ride and had this big ole grin and creepped me out smileing. so i think to my self "WHAT WOUD JERRY LAWLER DO", so i maced tHE FUCKER in the mouth. LOL MOTHERFUCKER! dont' worry i waZ prapered in case he wanted to rumble (ive always got the trustey switchblade in my sock LOL but yeh now i realized that i forgot to by more BEERS fuck dude i wish that bones or curtis or someon would call HOW COME NOBODY EVER WRITES ME SHIAT HERE?!?!?!?!?!! (i ment what i said about teh boobs lol) Current Mood: quixoticCurrent Music: what the shit is quxiotic?!?! |
| 8:36 pm |
gene is a motherfuckin bastard (that's right you motherfucker!)- he lent me his goddamned copy op Girls gone Wild 4 today only he put fuckin Man of the motherfuckin Moon in the video case. bastard did it on purpose. but it wasn't totally rotten (though i keot waiting for courtney love to show her tits)- my hombre jeery lawler (hells YEAH!). i mean, that kaufman guy was onto something with that wresting chicks thing. hell yeahh bros, thats a damn good idea. i'm gonna look into it, see if i can pro wrestle with some females and make some dough for it. i really need a job. well since i got jipped with the video i think i'll surf the net to find some porn, jerk off, and go to bed. maybe kick back a few somewhere in there. ps. if you want to show me your tits, its ok. Current Mood: hornyCurrent Music: lynard skynard |
| Friday, October 10th, 2003 |
| 6:42 pm |
last night was fucken wicked. drankn some brew-hahas and played some poker with my buds. next time me and clayton are gonna try to get the girls to play and be like stip poker or some shit cause like we kick ASS!!! no serious. were like masters at poker and one day were gonna go to vegas and clear em out!! well be fucken loaded and then in vegas you can like get girls to do shit if youve got money cause its legal but yeah. bones might not be all ecxited about seeing his sister butt nakked but um i am LOL tonight was my aunts' birthday and so i went over and saw the fam. they said i coudnt' bring my buds cause last time they DRANK ALL THE FUCKEN BUDWIESERLOL! so yeah everyone was all boring and shit so i tried to pla yfootbal with these kids and youd better fucken beleive me when i say that KIDS DONT KNOW JACK SHIT ABOUT HOW TO PLAAY FOOTBALL! this one fucker wall all up on my shit and i like had to bit him to get him off lol and now its FRIDAY NIGHT and im ready to PATRY! ive gota make som calls cause i dont know what im gonna do but maybe i bring my camora in case we get shawnee to play poker IM GONNA GWET SO FUCKEN WASTED LOL!!! Current Mood: goodCurrent Music: dangerus toys - sportn a woody (live) |
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